February 2012
im sorry but vaginas look like rotten clam monsters. how can you be a straight male or a lesbian like wtf?
tocatchabreadator:
omg a boys sleepy voice is honestly the sexiest thing ever no joke
Watch1612th:
wow black people are so smart
me: hey
translation: i want a boyfriend
ugly annoying people in relationships make me want to vomit or cry or drink a lot of alcohol.
quinsee:
how do people not bite their nails i cant understand
i feel sad all the time. you should all feel sorry for me or i’ll inhale an entire can of febreeze.
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if being a paranoid cunt face was a class i would get an SSS rank.
mariocnes:
printing out pictures of mysefl and kissing them
black people meet commercials gmh that there is that special someone out there for me.
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
gothbaby:
i just brushed my teeth who wants 2 makeout 👄
annefranksgasmask:
Instead of 90s nick they should bring back 2004 MTV REBLOG if you agree
wow i need to learn how to skateboard so i can ollie over all of my problems.
me: lol no he's straight
everyone else: lol no he's bi
me: lol no i'm right and you're all worng
everyone: lol no he's lying to you and thinks you are ugly
me: *ollies over everyone*
thatsmoderatelyraven:
ourbedroomafterthewar:
ok should i change my url to:
y000ung—w1ld—n—fr33
ho0ot-ANDdaaa-nger0uz
why not both?
50 vocab words? *ollies over notebook*
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Petition to bring Jessi Slaughter back into relevancy
disabledporn:
in honor of ash wenesday im going to soke 4 blunts in 20 mins #KUSHANDWISDOM
katara:
single and ready to die
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alright im going to go kill myself
ttyn.
sailortits:
can we get jennifer hudson to sing a tribute in honor of chicken fries from burger king
r.i.p.
meatmodel:
valentines day is only 2 days away my little single pringles
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Watchwhoreoscopes:
am I the only one who does this?
Watchk1mkardashian:
ieirena:
maryumadalene:
this is still funny
IT’S BACK.
instant reblog
